Matthew Petchinsky
What do intergalactic agents really eat between neuralyzings, alien interrogations, and wormhole negotiations? This unofficial fan-made cookbook uncovers the top-secret meals from inside MiB headquarters-one bite at a time.From Worm Guy breakfast tenders to Arquillian Skewers with Smuggler Sauce, this collection of galaxy-inspired recipes blends Earth ingredients with cosmic creativity. Discover dishes like Neuralyzer Ice Cream, Cryo-Fizz Slushies, Quantum Kernel Popcorn, and Black Hole Brisket-all engineered to delight taste buds across space and time. Every recipe is fully human-compatible (no actual alien matter detected) and designed for fans who love their food with a side of sci-fi and satire.Loaded with humor, detailed cooking instructions, and playful nods to the Men in Black universe, this culinary microbook is perfect for geeks, gourmets, and galactic diplomats in disguise.Disclaimer: This is a fan-created work not affiliated with or endorsed by Sony Pictures. Recipes are fictionalized and for entertainment purposes-no neuralyzers required.Whether you’re feeding a family of four or entertaining visitors from Alpha Centauri, this cookbook proves one universal truth:You’ll never forget your first bite of Grub from the Galaxy.
