Matthew Simmons
'There are two equal and opposite errors into which our race can fall about the devils. One is to disbelieve in their existence. The other is to believe, and to feel an excessive and unhealthy interest in them.'-C. S. Lewis This chapter retards the deliverance ministry, which is the 'sneeze,' 'cough,' and 'vomit' movement. People are conjuring up, coughing up, and vomiting up Charismatic spirits and looking like utter fools, satanically manifesting like godless pagans, sacrificing themselves to totem poles, a vomiting and manifesting machine-the Manifesting Ministry Movement. You don’t have to watch William Peter Blatty’s movie, The Exorcist, or see Rob Zombie’s movie, The Lords of Salem, to see demonized witches manifesting. You can go to the nearest deliverance freak show and watch a bunch of professing pagans manifest to a crucifix and a beatbox. Conjure up demons and watch them manifest and fall out like an addict when black-tar heroin touches their lips, needing a New Testament autopsy.Hold up a plastic crucifix and watch the bodies hit the floor. Hold a metallic Catholic crucifix to their foreheads and watch them vomit hog and frog spirits. Say the name of Legion and watch heads twerk around 360°. Mention a Charismatic Jezebel spirit and watch them translate into go-go dancers for the kingdom of darkness. Have them sneeze and watch Jezebel, the wife of King Ahab, come thundering out of their nostrils, causing a postnasal drip. Call up, conjure up, and summon up the spirit of Ahab and watch them act like lobotomized primates and orangutans playing with live hand grenades. Mention a Charismatic Delilah spirit and watch them waver like a wailing, whining, wounded whale. Conjure up a Charismatic Lilith and watch them become catatonic. Summon a Charismatic Leviathan spirit and watch them bunny-hop, pop, flip and flop, and act like barnyard animals during mating season. Say a memorized prayer mantra and watch their eyes swing to the back of their heads. Hold up an NIV translation and watch them gargle up spiritual spouses. Lay a crucifix to their noisy foreheads, conjure up Ariel, the mermaid spirit, and watch these professed Christian pagans choke on green-pea soup. Their heads will twist, and their chests will beat like a Blacksmith’s Bellows. Their hearts will start pounding like a trip hammer. The Charismatic horde, Jezebel, Merman, Python, and Leviathan, will seize their vocal cords, causing them to speak in a deep voice like in a gospel quartet, and screaming obscenities like a spider-monkey madman. Gather all the deliverance ministers under the canopy of the deliverance ministry, and they will act like they have funny cigarettes and inhaled, blurry-eyed and cross-eyed with a transfixed look.Say that Christians can’t have demons and watch these deliverance dupes become pale, turn frigged-air blue, and start screaming at the top of their lungs like a rioting, protesting, and billboard-holding LGBTQ member when you say there are only two genders: male and female. Go to an LGBTQ parade and a deliverance conference, and you will see that they both act the same. Homosexuals pervert the name of God under the banner of the rainbow, and deliverance fanatics manifest and pervert the name of God under the banner of the cross.
