Matthew Petchinsky
Welcome to the galaxy’s most classified cookbook.Coffee, Guns, & Galactic Gumbo is the ultimate unauthorized culinary mission briefing for agents, operatives, and flavor renegades who eat between alien negotiations, neuralyzer mishaps, and midnight interrogations.Written with the deadpan wit of a black-suited professional and the reckless abandon of a Worm Guy on espresso, this parody cookbook arms you with over a dozen high-impact recipes-from Neuralyzer Nachos to Zero-G Donuts and the forbidden Fried Ice Cream of the Andromeda Sector.But this isn’t just a cookbook. It’s a field guide for survival. Learn the secrets of the MiB Meal Prep Routine. Pack an Emergency Rations Kit that could feed you during a three-planet lockdown. Simulate banned galactic spices using Earth-safe ingredients. Eat like every bite could be your last... or your best.Whether you’re a rogue operative, a hungry human, or something we haven’t classified yet, this book will feed your mission with maximum flavor and minimum compromise.Suit up. Heat up. And get ready to blast your taste buds into orbit.
