How to Get a Job (If You’re a Puppygirl)

Rent’s due. The treat jar is empty. And nobody’s hiring based on tail wags alone.How to Get a Job (If You’re a Puppygirl) is the wildly original, laugh-out-loud career guide for anyone navigating the adult world with a little bark and a lot of heart. Whether you’re a full-time puppygirl, a weekend tail-wearer, or simply someone who thrives on enthusiasm, loyalty, and expressive energy, this book helps you survive (and thrive) in a world built for cubicle clones.Inside, you’ll learn how to craft a drool-free resume, ace interviews with your collar on, and fetch jobs that respect your sparkle. Discover side hustles that fit your vibe, budgeting tips for tail maintenance, and affirmations to keep your inner pup proud-even in professional spaces.No shame. No muzzles. Just real advice for real jobs-delivered with joy, sass, and a healthy squeaky toy obsession.Whether you’re new to the workforce or ready to reinvent yourself without losing your bark, this guide is your leash-free path to success.Because being obedient doesn’t mean being ordinary.And you were never meant to sit quietly forever.